Puno & Temple of Fertility



Peru – July 10

We awaken to dreary Puno and have a lovely breakfast at the hotel.  Coffee is good and strong and the bread is European style with a crunchy crust and soft interior.  Since we have not made plans to go to the floating islands that are the main attraction of Lake Titicaca, we decide to take it easy and see if we can find any redeeming parts of this place.  Turns out we have no luck.  We check out the sad cathedral in the middle of town and do our best to muster some enthusiasm for checking out the local shops, when we have a family meltdown…..this kids, it seems, are not having fun…..hmmm.  We all return to the hotel to try to do some research on what might be of interest and get a game plan for the next few days.  We will stay another night in Puno and check out the floating islands tomorrow.  Afterward, we will depart for Arequipa by bus.  After our little hiatus from each other, we regroup and Annie, Paulie and I decide to take a taxi to a nearby ruin of the “Temple of Fertility”.  We hire a taxi and are off.  As it turns out, the taxi driver is actually from the nearby town where the temple is and he is full of interesting information about the area.  We arrive to a ramshackle baseball field that has a chain link around it, pay our s/5.00 (that is 5 soles or around $1.75) entrance fee and we walk through the field to the remains of the temple.  Inside the wonderfully exacting masonry walls, we are met with what appears to be a mushroom patch….but no….these are statues of  phalluses!  Some are heads up and some are heads down.  Built by the Incas as a place that women could come and bring offerings to the Sun God, there is an altar of sorts in the middle in the shape of a penis with a slit in the middle.  They would place a poultice in the slit and if it ran down the outside of the penis sculpture toward the base, then luck would be bestowed  in their quest to bear children.  Outside of the temple walls, there are a series of rather curious chairs carved out of stone.  It is believed that once pregnant, women would come back here to measure their progress during pregnancy as a means of determining when they might go into labor.  Fascinating! We also check out the local cathedral which, coincidentally, also pays homage to fertility by including a phallus on top of the bell tower….you don’t see that every day!


We leave the ruins and convince our taxi driver/tour guide to take us by the bus station on our way back to the hotel.  He obliges and we get our tickets to depart the day after next.  Once back at the hotel, we rest up and Paulie and I go out to dinner on a date to the Jiron Lima, the main walking street here in Puno.  It turns out to be a lovely dinner and looks like we have found that one redeeming factor to the city.

Leaving Cusco for Puno



Peru – July 9

Today we are departing Cusco and heading about 7 hours south to Puno, on the edge of Lake Titicaca.  We have arranged our bus travel online, despite the numerous attempts and solicitations to assist us with our travel plans.  All in all, we think we have made a good plan.  We made a quick visit to the bus station on the outskirts of town yesterday just to make sure we knew where to go and what time to be there.  We eat our continental breakfast and say “adios” to the Hostal Munay Killariy and wave down a taxi to get us to the station by 7:45am.  Upon our arrival, we have to wait a bit since the bus has not yet arrived….hmmm.  By all accounts, this should be a nice bus with reclining seats that look like an easy chair.  Bad memories of our travels in Thailand by bus are coming back to haunt us.  Once on the bus, we cannot believe how roomy and comfortable the seats are.  We are on the second level of the bus, which turns out to be okay.  We have a fairly uneventful ride to Puno and arrive around 4pm.  We get a taxi to take us to our hotel which is only a few blocks away.  The hotel we booked online and it had fabulous reviews.  We are greeted by a doorman and whisked into the reception area of a lovely colonial style building.  The manager on duty is rather brusk when asking for our passports and seems to examine them rather closely before making multiple copies of them.  When I ask him why he is looking so closely at where we have travelled, he dismisses my question by saying this is strictly routing procedure.  When I point out that no other hotel in Peru has done this, he says that it is a mere formality and all hotels should be doing the same….hmmm.  After being duly examined, we check into our rooms.  None of us is very impressed with Puno.  It is completely downtrodden and dirty….there is no appeal whatsoever that we can see.  It brings our spirits down a bit, but after a brief rest, we venture out to dinner around the corner.  The meal is lovely and we return to the hotel sated and sleepy.

Enjoying the Ancient Inca Capital



Peru – July 8

Pacco and Annie - macrame buddies
In no hurry to get up and out, we take a leisurely morning breakfast and take our time getting a gameplan for the day.  Our bodies are still very sore from the climb at Machu Picchu and going up or down steps is difficult to say the least.  Around 10:00, we venture out to the nearby Centro Artisanal de Cusco, a handicraft market we have not yet visited.  We see pretty much the same types of sweaters, belts, bags, scarfs, etc. as everywhere else, but do find a few unique pieces that we purchase.  Afterward, we head back toward the square and the kids choose a restaurant offering very reasonable fare.  We eat and as the World Cup match between Brazil and Germany is scheduled to start at 1:30, Hudson and Sam return to the hotel to watch the game while Annie, Paulie and I walk to the Plaza de Armas to meet Pacco at the fountain.  We meet up and get a game plan to visit a nearby shop so Annie can purchase some stones to make a necklace and then we will all spend time doing the tutorial at a local hangout where we can also watch the game.  This club is happening and filled with 20-somethings that are getting all worked up for the soccer match….beer is flowing, meats are grilling and the whole atmosphere is one of hopeful optimism combined with youthful exuberance.  Paulie and I get a few stares as the out-of-place old folks….ordering hot chocolate doesn’t improve our image with this crowd.  As the match begins, it is clear that these are mostly Germany fans while we are rooting for Brazil.  Annie is somehow able to get her tutorial amid all of the rowdy frolicking.  At halftime, with the score 5-0 for Germany, I decide to return to the hotel to commiserate with Hudson and Sam.  Along the way, I make a couple of stops to pick up some souvenirs and make it back to the hotel where the score is now 7-0 for Germany….how horrible for the host country!  Once the game is over and Annie and Paulie return,  Sam and I go out to stock up on snacks for the following day’s trip to Puno.  Later, Hudson, Paulie and I go out to dinner and return for an early evening of TV watching.

Return to Cusco



Peru – July  7

Today we awaken pretty early….this town just doesn’t sleep!  Early morning sounds of the waking up of a village lure me out of bed around 6:30.  Since we need to prepare for our 10:00 departure, we get going and Paulie and I grab a cup of coffee, while the kids keep on sleeping.  They have let us know that is just isn’t Summer Break unless they can sleep late so we are obliging this time.  Our train departs at 11:00am for Cusco and we are supposed to check out of the hotel at 9:00, but they agree to let us stay until 10.  Paulie and I go in search of an ATM to pay the hotel bill and to fetch the laundry we have dropped off yesterday.  We were positively filthy after our climb and it is nice to have freshly laundered clothing.
Pretty uneventful morning and the train ride to Ollantaytambo is uneventful with the exception of this weird performance onboard the train followed  by a fashion show of the baby alpaca clothing that is the exclusive “PeruRail” fashion line.  We arrive in Ollantaytambo around 12:30 and are greeted by our pre-arranged driver to take us back to Cusco for two nights.  We are happy to be back in Cusco and are growing fond of this little mountain town….actually a city of around 6million people tucked into the valley of spiraling mountains all around and surrounded by ancient architecture.   As the former capital of the Inca Empire, Cusco has been at the nexus of history for thousands of years.  Just walking down the streets is a reminder of the ancient past as the cobblestones streets covering the city are literally in the “footsteps of the Incas”.  There are a couple of sites we have yet to see in Cusco so after lunch, Annie, Hudson, Paulie and I head out toward the artist neighborhood of San Blas.  Sam opts to chill out at the hotel.  We make our way through the Plaza de Armas and out the other side, down narrow streets that are lined on either side with the most amazing masonry work.  Barely able to press a credit card between the cracks of the immense boulders that are shaped into polygons, we marvel at the amazing engineering of the Inca builders.  We find a couple of street artisans selling macramé and engage in a lively conversation about their techniques.  Annie and Paulie arrange to meet up with one of the artists, Pacco, the following day for a tutorial. As the sun is going down and the familiar chill is starting to cover the city, we head back to the hotel.  Having eaten a very late lunch we are not too enthusiastic about going back out for dinner, although Paulie and Hudson venture out around 8 and find a nice plate of spaghetti.

Machu Picchu



Peru - July 6:

Machu Picchu, 6:30 am
Today we awoke at the ungodly hour of 4:15 so we can get breakfast at our hostel at 4:30 and be in line at the bus station by 5am in hopes of getting a seat on one of the first buses headed for Machu Picchu.  We are trying to arrive at the top of the mountain so we can see the sunrise over the ruins.  Our plan works for the most part, but we are definitely not alone in the line.  The benefit to getting there this early is that most of the day-trippers from Cusco arrive around 9am, so the site is much less crowded at the early morning hours.  In addition, we have tickets to climb the Machu Picchu Mountain which offers the best views over the top of the ruins, but this view comes at a price…..we have to hike for two hours straight up!   


Llama Eye
View from the ruins


We arrive and get our food packed away in a locker and make our way to the entrance.   It is breaktaking, awe inspiring,  amazing (insert your own superlative here)…..but, we really have no idea what we are looking at or the meaning of the structures, etc.  We have had numerous offers to hire a guide, but since we plan to climb the mountain first, we postpone committing to one.  We walk around taking pictures for about 45 minutes when we decide it is time to tackle the climb upward.  Paulie has opted to forgo the climb as his knee is bothering him, so we make a plan to meet up in about 4 hours.  Annie, Sam, Hudson and I head off toward the mountain entrance.  I’m already winded which does not bode well for the rest of the trek.  We check in at the guard gate and have to list our names, ages and the time we check in so they can verify that everyone is off the mountain by 2pm.  Well, this may be my undoing…..The kids are terribly kind and patient as it takes me twice as long as them to get there.  This
View from the top - Elevation 9,000 ft
is a true test of endurance.  Given the altitude and the degree of difficulty, I’m not sure I will make it to the top, but they keep me motivated.  Two hours later we  ascend to the most awesome view…..it brings tears to my eyes. To look out over the beautiful mountains and to feel the sense of permanence and purpose here…..it is a beautiful reminder that we are but a speck of sand in the universe. Putting everything in perspective (so to speak). We linger long enough to catch our breath and take some photos as reminders of our amazing feat….unfortunately, we are only half way done as we still have to descend the mountain.  We make our way down which is not as easy as it might sound…..very difficult, but more mentally than physically.  The steps are very narrow and steep so you have to make sure of your footing before moving downward.  There are some spots where there is a sheer cliff 9,000 feet downward, but others where there is shade and jungle cover.  By the time we get to the bottom, I can barely walk.  We are tired and thirsty and completely depleted and I’m not sure that I can make it to the bathroom.  We meet up with Paulie and feeling like I have found an oasis in the desert, almost inhale a Gatorade.  Somewhat restored after replenishing our fluids,   Paulie has spent the last four hours checking them out and Hudson is just plain pooped so they opt to return to Aquas Caliente.  Annie, Sam and I decide to hire a guide to tour the Machu Picchu ruins.We hire a private guide named Alain and he speaks very good English.  After negotiating with him to take a group of three, he agrees and we are off.  He is so informative and we find a shady spot where he gives us a lot of the pre-history of the Incas and what this place meant to them.  We walk through the ruins as he points out some of the more spectacular buildings and the impressive stone masonry of the Incas.  We tour for about two hours and then we are all spent, so we conclude our tour and return to the hotel…..limping all the way.  I don’t think I have ever been so physically exhausted.  After showering, I try to nap, but am too wide awake.  We all regroup for dinner and find a restaurant right around the corner.  We call it an early evening and head to our rooms to rest our weary bones.