April Fool's Day.....part II (aka April 2)


April 2
…….as the bus takes off, rocking from side to side, we settle into our seats and hunker down for the next ten to twelve hours….oh boy.  This is not our preferred form of travel. We tried without success to find an overnight train that would have offered us a flat surface on which we can lay our heads.  Unfortunately, they were all full and we are due back in Bangkok on April 2….so, here we are bumping down the road at a very fast rate of speed in a bus cabin with a bunch of seething Asians who are most unwelcoming to our intrusion into their little party.  Sadly, Sam soon realizes that he has left his itouch on the previous bus….we all mourn the loss, but as usual, Sam takes it like a man.  Meanwhile, as soon as the lights go out, we attempt to recline our seats only to be told by our lovely co-cabinmates that we are too far back….and thus begins a battle that shall play out over the entire night.  Paulie has so little room for his knees that Annie cannot recline in the least……since we care about his feelings, she is pretty much bolt upright all night until I exchange seats with her.  It is NOT possible to get comfortable when your limbs continue to go to sleep,  other people’s knees are thrust into your back and your head keeps rocking sideways at the very whiff of dozing off.  The bus eventually stops for a potty break and everyone gets off….we are able to stretch our legs and use the most foul bathroom of all time.  It is a squatter potty….enough said.  Back on the bus, the boys finally are able to drift off to sleep and then the next thing I know Hudson is up and confronting the man behind him asking him to “please stop kicking the back of his chair”.  Not sure if they guy finally obliges or not.  Suffice it to say, when we pull onto the side of Khaosan Road at 5:00am, we are less than rested.  It is quite interesting to see the city at this time of day.  Along the alleyway as we wander to our wonderful Khaosan Park Resort, we see people cooking up a storm in preparation of lunch.  They have these huge metal bowls and pots that are boiling away on small gas stoves.  We finally emerge onto Khaosan Road as the night begins to fade into day and lo and behold it is a rocking good time on the street.  People are awake, drinking, eating, getting massages, doing the Macarena, and stumbling around.  There are plenty of ladies/ladyboys  of the night         picking the last remnants off the pavement and leading them away.  We are too miserably tired to be amazed, but it is quite interesting upon reflection.  We make our way to the hotel, and set down our bags.  Afterward, we venture through the crowd to find discover there are no less than seven Seven-11’s on our street.  We pick one and purchase some Thai iced tea for those who like it.  I, on the other hand need a huge jolt of good old fashioned coffee and know just the Seven 11 for that.  We walk to it and I get two cups of coffee and some pastries for our hungry masses.  We return to the hotel and pretty much melt onto the sofas in the lobby. They offer us a fresh cooked breakfast and we enjoy the lovely ambiance of our reception area. . Sam and I seek out a nearby post office to inquire about shipping some items home.  They are not even open yet. Luckily, we are allowed to get into our room around 8:00.  We all set down our bags and flail our bodies onto the beds and don’t leave that spot until around 2:00 in the afternoon.  After we awaken, we get a little bite to eat and then return to the post office, but via a different route.  We end up finding a much better post office and get a box into which we can pack a lot of stuff. We return to the hotel, pack the box and then get is shipped in no time flat.  The day is pretty much shot as we are so exhausted, but we do manage to have a lovely meal of Indian food in an upstairs restaurant.  We get back home and hit the hay.


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